(Source: tajajanel, via niniboo)

jrmith:

ourladyofsevensorrows:

bluntcrusher:

dear god.

gimmie elotes.

I make trips to the hood just to get these

long beach T_T

mostly10:

porrn:

Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???

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espeonofficial:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"roger that"

(via pizza)

officialalltimelow:

I picked joining Tumblr and staying active on here because: 

  1. I’m not attractive enough to be a Youtuber
  2. Not popular enough for twitter
  3. Facebook is dumb

(via justhilario)

sweet-tea-in-the-tardis:

amijusttumblinalone:

candyredterezi:

kitten-burrito:

How do you know?  Did you actually offer it some?

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Man, some people aren’t fit to own Wiis.

I guess you could say they aren’t.. wii fit.

did you just

Sit the fuck down.

(Source: instagrim, via socrates-in-a-prada-tee)

th3rdr3ll-jr:

weaselette-regeneration:

unclefather:

dogpuppy:

I have so many questions

What kind of spa has hot pockets? Why are their walls so thin? Where can I find one of these spas with hot pockets? 

How did he know that they had them? How did he know which wall to break to get to where they were kept?

What kind of hot pocket was it?

(via socrates-in-a-prada-tee)

thatsomebodyis-me:

"Or maybe Drake has some really good life insurance" lmaooo I’m done with Rapgenius

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the-jaeger-pilot:

Chunk takes his education very seriously.

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