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dicksplit:

holding in a fart all day and finally getting home

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babyheroin:

Reasons To Be Happy:

  1. Dead trees still stand and so can you.
  2. You have five fingers on each hand. One day those fingers will travel from your lap to someone else’s and that person will know all the bad stuff and still want to kiss you. 
  3. Seasons are guaranteed when nothing else seems to be.

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blind-threats:

this shit took me forever 

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sodamnrelatable:

I bet Spiderman left New York City for a day trip and when he came back, he saw the catastrophic aftermath of The Avengers and he was like

“I WAS GONE FOR ONE DAY. ONE DAY.” 

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distraction:

sliperior:

donnysoldier:

andangelstofly:

oomshi:

(x)

But the titanic sank?

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if only the titanic did that

I don’t get it

teafolly:

whtkd:

philoxaly:

luckywelivecalifornia:

sydneytakesphotos:

black sand is better

i can’t believe the notes!!!!

Is this in Hawaii? Or an island with a volcano??

WTF

If you think black sand is better try going to whitehaven beach in the whitsunday islands off the Queensland coast, one of the longest and whitest beaches in the entire world then you’ll be amazed

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blumbitch:

When you’re with two other friends and they’re talking to each other and you’re just there like

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This Is Me at Formal Banquet, It Was Like a Bad Scene Out Of Mean Girls.

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